Dave Simpson (1knighthawk) wrote in reviewcorner,
Dave Simpson

(MOVIE) Transporter 2


Directed by: Louis Leterrier

Ok, if you liked the original, please, do yourself a favor and skip this one. The previous movie had a fair degree of believability (the fact they didn't resort to things like CG & Bluescreening helped it a lot), this movie is really lacking in that department. Not only that, but this movie is dominated by bad visual effects that actually detract from the movie (like tracking soundwaves...RETARDED!)
My biggest evidence of how shitty this movie is:
A bomb is placed on the underside of the car, to get it off, Frank (John Statham), drives his car off an impromptu ramp, rolls the car just perfectly enough to get the bomb scraped off by a suspended crane-hook, then promptly explodes..oh, and he lands right-side up.

OVERALL RATING: 1 out of 5
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